Sunday, March 18, 2007

Adaptations


Our whole life is basically based on how we adapt to our environment and especially to the people around us. It's like evolution. From the day we are made, we learn to adapt. I remember when I was just a clump of cells (ok, I don't remember.. Just taking it as an example ;p), in fact when we were all like that, we already learn how to multiply, grow organs, eat, urinate, pass motion and move about in our mother's womb. That's like our comfort zone and we adapt to it. After 9 months, our mothers decided (more like God decided) to pop us out into the world. Here we take our first breath, crying and kicking vigorously, wanting to stay in our comfort zone but we're out. Once again, we adapt to this different environment. As the years pass by, we learn to walk, hold things, speak, explore emotions, experience things and know people, other human beings. First day of school, meeting other children, teachers, gardeners, headmistresses and headmasters. We're wondering to ourselves, why can't we just stay at home? Why do we always have to move? Half our lives are spent in school, college, universities and workplace. Each place, different environment, different people. Then we get into relationships, fall out of them, get married, have children of our own, watch them grow up. Over and over again we adapt. When we grow old, our children married off, we are left alone once again. We learn to adapt and prepare for death.

A whole lifetime of adaptations. If we don't learn to adapt, we are left behind, we'll never advance to experience new things. It's a long journey. It's a tiring one. But we adapt.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

What is this feeling I'm having??

Sweaty hands, palpitations, dizziness, fake forced smile, no appetite, sleepless nights, no mood to have conversations.....
What am I feeling? Why am I feeling this way? It's freaking me out...
Ten days.. Only ten days to get everything together, to make sense of everything, 7 major postings and 4 minor postings to cover, to cramp 4 years of knowledge and clinical skills, to make it as smooth and profesionally as I can.. Will I make it?
The waiting is torturing.. 10am all of us waiting in the cafeteria.. The distinction viva list first.. "oh no.." Next, the borderline viva.. everyone praying and hoping it's not them.. One fella.. Ok, the results will be released at 12pm.. "What? More torture?! Nooooooo"
Silent lunch.. All lost in thoughts.. There's a rumour going around.. 2 ppl failed.. Damn! What if?What if?
12pm.. Book prize first then results.. Ahhh! Increase in heart rate, respiratory rate, dilated pupils, sweaty hands, tremors... Ok, got the white paper slip, my name - check! my ID number - check! ok, here goes nothing...

"....pleased........passed" wait wait reread ".....pleased......passed" REALLY?? REREAD "....PLEASED......PASSED"
Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! happy happy happy jumping up jumping down dancing around beaming!! YES! YES! YES! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
So relieved.. so so so relieved! Now CNY would be a blast!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Joke of The Day

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.

The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"


I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."