The Ten Types of Men

1. The nice men are ugly.
   
2. The handsome men are not nice.
   
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
   
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
8. The men who think we are beautiful, that are somewhat heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.
9. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and THANK GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
10. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
    

NOW WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTAND MEN?!
Men are like fine wine. They all start out as grapes and it's our job to stomp them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

-Sheila O'Flanagan-


A friend of mine showed this paragraph to me from a book by Sheila O'Flanagan. When I read through it, I was somewhat agreeing to it. And obviously I was laughing my guts out! Men are always saying they don't understand women. They are always saying women have PMS when they are angry, women don't know how to drive, women are too sensitive, women demand too much, women are sticky in a relationship and bla bla bla. Not all of us are like that ok! Well, I guess here's a piece of our mind. Go figure! Muahahahahaha